Posted 1 week ago

nutbustercumblast:

lowwbloods:

lowwbloods:

lowwbloods:

according 2 tumblr all straight white males are evil
u kno whos straight and white? ur precious fucking sam and dean or bennydick cumbercube or fucking doctor when
theyre straight
theyre white
theyre males
are they all evil, too??? hmm???????????????

i lost like thirteen followers and i still will never regret this. 

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GUYS OH MY GOD

WOWWWWWWW OH MY GOD

Posted 1 week ago

twigwise:

vector-nyu:

twigwise:

IT!

ISN’T!!

BAD!!!

TO!!!!

BE!!!!!

CISGENDERED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AND IF ANYONE MAKES YOU FEEL LIKE THAT!!!!!! KICK THEM IN THE JUNK!!!!!! WHATEVER JUNK THEY HAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!! KICK ‘EM REALLY HARD!!!!!!!!!!

It’s also not bad to be heterosexual, male, white, abled, or born to affluence or influence. You have no control over the circumstance of your birth. It’s what you do with what you have that matters.

YES EXACTLY

THANK YOU FRIEND I LIKE YOUR WORDS

Posted 1 week ago

zeklos:

crumbled-paper-hearts:

i—need—a—doctor:

When you quote a fictional character around a friend or family member and they don’t notice

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when you quote a fictional character around a stranger or new friend and they notice

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Posted 1 week ago

thedoctorknits:

i-effed-it-all-up:

im in one of those periods in my life where i cant focus on anything i cant finish an assignment i cant listen to one song for more than 5 seconds i cant sit through a tv show episode i cant finish a book i cant write a story

all i can do is stare blankly at the wall and wish i had something to do but everything i could do or want to do is just supremely unsatisfying

SOMEONE PUT IT IN WORDS THANKS YOU

Posted 1 week ago

inspirational musicians - Brendon Urie 4/?

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flipphones:

the most important thing i’ve learnt in all my years is that it is a terrible idea to drink from a cup while lying down

(Source: strocka)

Posted 1 week ago

d0cpr0fess0r:

"I Can’t Find Your Fucking Next Page Arrows So Let Me Just Manually Type ‘/page/2’ You Dirtfuck" - A History of Tumblr Layouts

Posted 1 week ago

homura:

MY EYES ROLL SO FAR BACK INTO MY HEAD JUST IN TIME TO SEE MY BRAIN EXPLODE

Posted 1 week ago

everyonelovesrobots:

microcroft:

iguah-daily:

I GIVE YOU A HAMBURGER

f UCK PLEASE NOT AGAIN

NOT THIS AGAIN

I HAVE SURVIVED LIKE 2 YEARS WITHOUT THIS DEEP HAMBURGER LEVEL SHIT

Oh god. It’s finally back.

Posted 2 weeks ago

i-punched-a-werewolf:

flyawaymax:

wheatleylaboratories:

obsessedobsesser:

doctorholmesofhogwarts:

rainflaaash:

districtnineand-three-quarters:

accio—loki:

valkyriesmith:

solveitwithchocolate:

iou-a-fall-smeagol:

eleanull:

thechimeraresistance:

tltty:

if this eggplant gets less than 5 million notes i’m going to be so upset

Reblogging because eggplant

Fewer than 5 million notes. Fewer. Not less. 

I believe that it is called an  aubergine. 

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IN AMERICA WE LET EGGS BE PLANTS BECAUSE FREEDOM


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In Britain we let those AUBERGINES live once we heal them with our FREE HEALTH CARE

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NOBODY CARES, ENGLAND

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at least America came up with their own word and didn’t steal ours

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you used the wrong flag France

Hey! Hey, guys! Canada likes eggplants - or aubergine - what ever you want to call it - too!

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Can we be included in this!?

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Tumblr is the only place I can think of where a picture of an eggplant turns into a battle between countries.

dammit guys the eggplant hasn’t even reached 5 million notes yet

(Source: hungarian)

Posted 2 weeks ago

tennants-hair:

lokean-nomad:

nothingbecomingsomething:

weightlesslives:
Posting on Tumblr is like talking to your cat. You don’t know if they are listening, and you don’t know if they care, but for some reason, it still helps.
This might be the most accurate thing I’ve read ever

And sometimes they attack you completely unprovoked.

That too

Posted 2 weeks ago

fallenadversary:

wellheyproductions:

onestepinc:

insanelydelish:

JC PENNY SEES YOUR HOMOPHOBIA AND RAISES YOU A DOUBLE RAINBOW.

^ yes

I tried to scroll past this, but it must be reblogged. Must….always….reblog…..

ANTE UP, BITCHES!

JC Penny says “COME AT ME BITCHES!”

(Source: chasingdreamsofparadise)